Wednesday, April 22, 2009

An Innocent Letter For Mr. Gates

Bill Gates is well-known as the pioneer of the personal computer revolution By the way, does he realized about SOME problem occur with the product that he was selling throughout the world?

Luckily one of the user realized about the several problems occur while he and his family using personal computer with windows operating system for the first time.

Lets check this letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft.

Pssttt!! Diz is REALLY big secret u know...

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

  1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

  2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

  3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

  4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

  5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

  6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

  7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

  8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

  9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

  10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.


Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

How was that?
I wonder how will he replies to Mr. Banta.

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