Random #25

Whatever you give a woman, she'll make it greater. Give her sperm,she'll give you a baby. Give her a house, she'll give you a home. Give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. Give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Taken from Emy's status on facebook.